Still getting offers from Nigerian princes to split a fortune locked up in a bank?
Here's something equally profitable: invest in Wadiya.
Wadiya, in case you haven't heard, is an east African country run by dictator General Aladeen.
It's a movie from Paramount coming out in May starring Sacha Baron Cohen of "Borat" fame. As part of the buildup to the film's release, there is now a Republic of Wadiya website which includes a pitch to invest there. "Under the brilliant stewardship of Supreme CEO Aladeen, our state-run economy last year gave a 9000 percent return to such venerated individuals and corporations as BP...and Donald Trump."
Possible Wadiyan investments include:
Other parts of the website give your a history of Wadiya, a 500-day weather forecast, and suggested links, including Cash4Gold ("best rates paid for gold teeth") and the UN Commission on Human Rights ("hilarious site").Page 1 of 2 | Next Page