Before investing in Wadiya, you may want to go there.
A check of Orbitz came up empty.
Dartz , the cheeky creator of expensive Russian armored cars, has announced direct flights from Riga to Wadiya, "a perfect vacation spot," starting in May.
"Tourists can enjoy the famous Sand Museum which has been incorrectly described by the corrupt Western press as 'just a fence around a portion of desert,'" Dartz's press release reads.
Dartz vehicles appear in the upcoming film , and given how lovely Wadiya looks, who wouldn't want to go there to pursue so many lucrative business opportunities? "Science enthusiasts also have the opportunity help the Wadiyan government enrich uranium at the Wadiyan Science Museum."
Count me in. With a 9000 percent ROI, Wadiya may be the best investment since Apple .
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