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Last Call: Jamie Dimon Hits the Hill
14 Jun 2012 EDT - CNBC.com
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In honor of Jamie Dimon’s visit to Capitol Hill today, let’s play “spot the fake.” Which of these quotes is NOT from Jamie Dimon?

A) Listen, no excuses but people make mistakes. We're going to make mistakes. This obviously was far bigger than a mistake we want to make.

B) Do you think I’d be crazy enough to go out there and say something I knew to be a lie?

C) I've consistently told you I’m not going to tell you.

D) Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo.

E) If you think of my last five or six predecessors, five of them left because they went to the government. The government is probably not going to call me up, so that means either staying forever or dying at my desk.

The answer is below.

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