Talk about funny business. I stumbled upon (don't ask) a dating website so niche as to challenge credulity. It's called SeaCaptainDate.com .

"Find Your First Mate" the site declares. "Sea Captain Date is the only place for Sea Captains to connect with men and women who share a love of the ocean." (Connect with men? Wouldn't think that would be a problem at sea.)

Watch the introductory video here, as "Caleb" talks about the challenge of meeting women when he's out on a boat all the time. "My mistress may be the sea, but the thing is, that's just an expression," he says. "There ain't really no sex involved."

He really said that, plus a little salty language.

Also in the video is Caleb's new love, Sarah Gordon, aka "MissTaco81". A young blonde, Gordon says she likes this particular dating site because it's not like the others where "the guys are all losers." Her advice to other women, "Why settle for a boy with a car, when you can have a man with a boat?"

And that’s not all…

There's a hilarious music video for the "Sea Captain Date Song." Lyrics include, "There's a place to go to find the lady of your dreams, sail into the sunset, where no one hears her screams."

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